Thanks Soup

• For being the big game pitcher we were told we were getting
• For not sucking down the stretch
• For not continually taking your gas can to the mound
• For not continually tossing bp to the opposing team
• For the solid month of September you gave us
• For the first three innings of game 4 of the NLDS
• For earning every cent of the massive deal we gave you

Thanks Jeff.  Go back to California and run your stupid sports bar and never show your face in Wisconsin again.

Not only should we be able to void your contract, but tomorrow you should show up to the Summerfest grounds for another "pep rally" of sorts.  You take the stage and fans will form a line.  Then one by one, we get to kick you in the nuts.

Thanks again Soup.