Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Crown 'Em: 11/12

Guess what folks? Turns out quite a lot of you loved reading my response to the idiodic JS Online commentators and...I enjoyed writing it! In corporate America, that's called a win-win situation. But instead of putting together an incredibly long review of some of the best comments left on the blog every week or so, we're going to try to lighten-up everyone's day a bit and toss one or two of the best (read: those most lacking intelligence) every day as part of our new "Crown 'Em" section. Thanks go to Denny Green for letting us borrow his catch phrase as use it as a column!

Today we grab some comments from the Blog titled, "Pereira says safety call on Rodgers was correct." I can only imagine what a great football writer like Silverstein thinks about the comments to this. I'm hoping he doesn't read them. Leave that to us from now on!

The moron of the day award goes to username: REVENGE4FAVRE

He addresses another poster that registered the screenname "REVENGE4FARVE" in a rather grumpy, even angry manner.
Nov 11, 2008 9:12 PM
REVENGE4FARVE,I WILL THROW YOU OFF A F-CKING BRIDGE ONCE I FIND YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


BTB RESPONSE:
Can't take a little of your own medicine pal? Heaven forbid you try to formulate actual, legit thoughts and offer them up to other readers in the comments. NO, NEED FAVRE BACK. MUST HAVE HIM BACK! Hey look! I can be like you. But your lack of intelligence has me thinking. By definition, a human being is: noun -
any living or extinct member of the family Hominidae characterized by superior intelligence, articulate speech, and erect carriage. You've made yourself quite clear that you most certainly do NOT possess superior intelligence, you aren't even in the same zip code as articulate speech and nothing about you is/gets erect. Check and mate.


And the very next comment, we have from username: old #4
Nov 11, 2008 9:18 PM
I have real imagination. Though I may repeat the same basic post on every blog, it takes a lot of imagination to say the same thing with at least one word that is different every day.


BTB RESPONSE:
No it doesn't. Watch: Hi, what's up, hey, ahoy-ahoy, holla! I've said the same basic thing and only changed one word. So here's a thought (using an imagination). Stop wasting everyone's time if you keep saying the same thing on every post. But I give you credit for calling out yourself and realizing you're a dud.

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