Farewell Mr. Branyan. The most prolific home run whacker guy is taking his almighty boomstick, blessed by God and endorsed by Jesus, to the Seattle Mariners.
Brewers games flat out will not be as much fun to watch in 2009 without the hope of at least seeing a 3TO at bat. Waiting with baited breath, wondering if his Zues-like swing would result in juicing a baseball thrown by a right handed pitcher some 500 feet over the fence, or a textbook strikeout.
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i tried calling you about this disturbing news...apparently the world of advertising needed a super hero and you is what they got.
I heard this news while going to lunch today. I really though about just slamming on the breaks in the snow and fishtailing off a bridge.
What did we do to deserve this?
It's the worst move Melvin hasn't made. Just a night ago we have a glorious meeting of the minds at Bottom's Up and this is how we're re-paid? Let me think about viewing more Bill Hall at bats for moment...........ok, I'm back, but I just 360 vomited all over my bathroom.
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