Thursday, December 11, 2008

Turd Face McTurd May Be Shut Down

Who's Turd Face McTurd you ask? You really need to ask? Fine.



Harrell is sitting things out at practice again today and tomorrow, and who knows from there. There is speculation he may be done for the year.

When asked by Greg A. Bedard about what he thinks Harrell has contributed since coming off the PUP list, Mike McCarthy had this to say:

"Well, he's never really been able get healthy. His snaps have been limited and I thought there was progress in the pass rush side of it.

"Once again he's a young player that has gone through a bit of a medical thing right now and we just have to get him through it.

"Injuries are part of our game. They're frustrating for everybody involved...I think Justin is going through a rough patch with injuries."

Funny, I didn't know being an out of shape, lazy turd was a medical "thing". Must be called Turditis, or Cleditushuntitis.

You know what Mike, I'm sick of this. Do you know how many bullets I've taken for you and Ted, and now you can't even come out and say Turd Face McTurd has sucked and given you nothing.

You and I are in a fight...on a break if you will Mike. You're sleeping on the couch tonight, I'm taking the bed.

6 comments:

Todd said...

MM said that, not TT.

hags78 said...

Who here is willing to bet that Gilbert Brown could step out of his business ventures or eating or whatever the hell he is doing right now and outperform Justin Harrell?

This guy is garbage. He definitely has a bad case of pussyitis.

Justin said...

There is no "or" in that statement Hags. His business ventures are indeed eating. Thats what he's doing.

And yes, I have no doubt he could roll out of bed and out perform Turd Face McTurd.

So could Santana Dotson, even before he visited the Good Feet Store.

jnizzle said...

The Ole Grave Digger does a bunch of promotions with the dealership I work at, is probably down to 320 lbs, but still stands 6 foot 4 inches and always wears shorts and sandals, regardless of the outside temperature. I think he invented some kind of riding lawn mower gadget as well. Really nice guy, and I to think he would be more serviceable than Turd Face Mcfucknugget.

Todd said...

Jason Harrell outside of LP Field says his brother will come around. Just give him time.

hags78 said...

Well good then. That just means his brother is a bum then, too.

Also, don't all the successful D-linemen in the league eat dirt and spit nails? I mean, they have some sort of nasty streak of some sort or like Aaron Kampman have a motor that is non-stop.

I took a shit this morning that had more life than Harrell. It just seems that he has no heart or desire. He looks like a big slow unethused dude. If that's the case, I could suit up for a much cheaper salary and it wouldn't even cost TT more than a 4th to acquire my services. Just plenty of donuts.